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Postby coach on 29 Dec 2017 13:27

2018

#ProTips for 2018
1) Do not make any long-range plans.
2) Do step up your marksmanship and quick-draw capabilities.
3) Stock up.
4) Kiss your loved ones.
5) Make up with any lost loved ones.
6) Learn to bend ALL the way around.

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Postby pod on 29 Dec 2017 13:58

Re: 2018

coach wrote:#ProTips for 2018
1) Do not make any long-range plans.
2) Do step up your marksmanship and quick-draw capabilities.
3) Stock up.
4) Kiss your loved ones.
5) Make up with any lost loved ones.
6) Learn to bend ALL the way around.

What else you got?


7) Learn how to grow food
8) Crypto because I heard it makes a former poster here very very very angry.
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Postby JMT on 29 Dec 2017 18:20

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coach wrote:6) Learn to bend ALL the way around.


I don't get this one.
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Postby pod on 29 Dec 2017 18:38

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Coach is anticipating a gunfight and he's advising we learn how to bend Matrix-style.
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Postby coach on 02 Jan 2018 15:56

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LOL, you need to be able to kiss your ass goodbye when the bombs fall.
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Postby coach on 02 Jan 2018 22:54

Re: 2018

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In case you're wondering, it's real...
<blockquote class="twitter-tweet" data-lang="en"><p lang="en" dir="ltr">North Korean Leader Kim Jong Un just stated that the “Nuclear Button is on his desk at all times.” Will someone from his depleted and food starved regime please inform him that I too have a Nuclear Button, but it is a much bigger &amp; more powerful one than his, and my Button works!</p>&mdash; Donald J. Trump (@realDonaldTrump) <a href="https://twitter.com/realDonaldTrump/status/948355557022420992?ref_src=twsrc%5Etfw">January 3, 2018</a></blockquote>
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Postby pod on 03 Jan 2018 08:16

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2 things:

- If you don't realize by now he's trolling just as a diversion, I don't know what to say.

- Even if the Norks managed to figure out a real ICBM, it'd be so inaccurate I wouldn't worry much.

There's bigger problems out there than NK. I worry more about domestic authoritarian scolds than Little Rocket Man.
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Postby JMT on 03 Jan 2018 09:04

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coach wrote:
26168212_10204231760632228_3140976164363581395_n.jpg


In case you're wondering, it's real...


One day later...

North Korea Reopens Border Communications Hotline With South
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Postby pod on 03 Jan 2018 11:37

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It's showboating. The only people acting like it's the end of the world are the progressives.

So, what's the death toll up to now between net neutrality repeal and tax reform?

Billions, at least...
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Postby pod on 03 Jan 2018 12:32

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(with regards to Little Rocket Man's nuke.)

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