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Postby coach on 10 Aug 2017 10:54

What is your nuclear plan?

Those of you who are a bit older will probably remember that our teachers taught us to have a plan in case of nuclear war, just like in case of a fire or tornado. I do recall saying that my biggest fear of Trump was nuclear war. I mean, if he ruins the economy or diplomatic relations or any of that, that can eventually be fixed, but nuclear war is forever.
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Postby JMT on 10 Aug 2017 11:10

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I call pod.
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Postby pod on 10 Aug 2017 11:49

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Keep an eye on /pol and so forth.

Right now it's as it has always been. Saber rattling at best. We'll most likely be fine.

Norks can't hit us. It's bullshit. Kimchi fuckers can't even fuck kimchi properly.

Russians? Meh. If they attack it will be a cyber war.

Off chance something does happen...Miami isn't a target. However we'll be on our own. To be honest we're in a bad spot for survival. But we'll need to try to pull through.

Essentials:

» Iodine. Protect that thyroid.

» Water water water or a good filtration/desalination unit.

» Canned food for a month for all in the household.

» Learn how to fish.

» Geiger counter. They are cheap. Check your acquired food for radiation.

» Arm yourself. Learn how to use it. Dynamic shit in your training. Lots of ammo. Shit goes down in that fashion, 50 rounds of 5.56 is gonna go in about a second.

» Build or buy a small Faraday cage for some important electronics. The radiation might not bite, but the EMP will.

» Two-way radios and comm gear not dependent on centralized services.

» First aid training and supplies. Stock up.

» Your car won't work. Get an older one or some solid walking boots.


» Help your friends, but not at your own expense. This isn't TWD.



» Two is one and one is none. Have backups for everything.

I'm not an expert but I hope this helps.

Stock up? Sure, a little here and a little there won't hurt.
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Postby slamminshaun on 10 Aug 2017 12:27

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Headed to Professor Falken's island. He planned ahead. He's just three miles from a primary target. A millisecond of brilliant light and we'll be vaporized. Much more fortunate than the millions who'll wander sightless through the smoldering aftermath. We'll be spared the horror of survival.
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Postby pod on 10 Aug 2017 13:43

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If things really went tits up and it became a full nuclear exchange, you actually have a point. Might be better just to drive up to Macdill and sit by the fenceline.

However, all kidding aside, I really don't see things going to the point of a full nuclear exchange. Russia isn't going to do it. They have too much invested over here (no, not squads of hackers giving the scolds a hard time), and we have investments over there. I don't think we're gonna give up real estate development and I don't think they're gonna give up Ford, McDonalds, Microsoft, Apple, Facebook, and so forth. Proof positive that the market works. War is bad for business on a grand scale. True market economies don't fight each other with guns and bombs. I think with Russia, economic reasons will prevail shortly. Yes, revoke all sanctions against Russia. They don't need the drama and neither do we.

As for the Norks? Well, they have 1 or 2 nukes, none of which can hit us.
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Postby Kamen on 10 Aug 2017 13:48

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Farm compound in New Zealand.
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Postby pod on 10 Aug 2017 14:58

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Kamen wrote:Farm compound in New Zealand.


Wouldn't recommend it unless you know how to work the land.
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Postby LeVeL on 10 Aug 2017 16:24

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I would move to Central or South America.

If there is a Nuclear attack due to Knucklehead Trump, then I hope the Norks attack the Trump supporters first :lol:
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Postby pod on 11 Aug 2017 05:43

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LeVeL wrote:I would move to Central or South America.

If there is a Nuclear attack due to Knucklehead Trump, then I hope the Norks attack the Trump supporters first :lol:


You just proved one of my talking points. Y'all hold yourselves up as paragons of tolerance and understanding, but you vilify people who aren't like you, a characteristic traditionally ascribed to conservatives.

That's the Big Lie - that Democrats are tolerant. Nope, not even close.

Oh, and have fun down there if the Northern Hemisphere gets nuked and afterwards resembles a giant EZ-Bake oven. Without the resources and knowledge of the First World nations, Third World nations will wither and fail, as well. Either that or the government will flip over for the umpteenth time and you'll get shot by a roving death squad just for having Reeboks instead of Nikes.

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Postby coach on 14 Aug 2017 01:12

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JMT wrote:I call pod.

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