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Postby LeVeL on 25 Feb 2015 15:18

Jupiter Descending Review


Had the opportunity to see this flick yesterday and its a cheap rip off of Star Wars/Star Trek. The movie is not good, but not very bad. I would suggest to either catch this on Netflix or on Cable.

I have to say Channing Tatum would of been better served to have never done this movie. If he continues to accept these type of roles, he will soon be in the Ryan Reynolds zone
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Postby P.L.U.R. <3 on 26 Feb 2015 16:07

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Magic Mike sucks in acting
"A Guide TO Recognizing Your Saints" was the only tolerable film he was good at
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Postby JMT on 26 Feb 2015 17:37

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I didn't see it but I did see that Richard Roeper gave it an F.
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Postby Lola on 27 Feb 2015 16:59

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This looks so stupid, you'd have to pay me to watch it...
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Postby Michael^Heaven on 01 Mar 2015 04:40


I was going to see this but decided against it. I normally don't listen to reviews but everyone has said that it sucked. I haven't read or heard of a single good review.
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Postby coach on 02 Apr 2015 16:13

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If you like action-packed space opera with very limited plot, you will like it. It was very Dune-esque in a lot of the over-grandioseness of it. You get exactly what you expect from these two actors. In terms of plot, it really did feel like it was written as a Nickelodeon TV movie. The leads fall in love for no real reason other than he has a bangin' bod and she now owns a good chunk of the universe. Oh, he saved her life a few times, too.
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Postby apotheosis on 27 May 2015 11:34

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One of the worst movies I've ever seen. But I was stuck on a plane so, a 'captured audience'.

AA really needs to step up their in-flight entertainment for long haul flights, fuck.
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